What is the definition of Announced Experiments?

"Announced experiments are like the cosmic version of a bad joke that gets released into the universe before it gets any comedic review. It's the kind of thing where scientists get so excited they forget to send out their peer-reviewed manuscripts!"

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Example sentence: "The government announced experiments to turn all cows into pizza crusts - because apparently, the universe has a sweet tooth, and they need more pizza dough."